How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Me Neither.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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