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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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