- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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