A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

knock knock!? . . No.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

hi charles lattuca III

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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