A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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