why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Laugh.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Cripples are lame.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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