Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

whats white and sticky glue

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

You know what's funny? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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