Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Jovan

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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your mom is so fat.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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