What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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SHUT UP JP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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when debbie meets downer

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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