- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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