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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What comes after 69? 70

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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