- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

800 people died last year. end of story

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