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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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