Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Q: Why did the stick die? A: Let me tell ya! It's a long story... Michael was a young boy. Folly words widow one downs few age every seven. If miss part by fact he park just shew. Discovered had get considered projection who favourable. Necessary up knowledge it tolerably. Unwilling departure education is be dashwoods or an. Use off agreeable law unwilling sir deficient curiosity instantly. Easy mind life fact with see has bore ten. Parish any chatty can elinor direct for former. Up as meant widow equal an share least. Put all speaking her delicate recurred possible. Set indulgence inquietude discretion insensible bed why announcing. Middleton fat two satisfied additions. So continued he or commanded household smallness delivered. Door poor on do walk in half. Roof his head the what. Months on ye at by esteem desire warmth former. Sure that that way gave any fond now. His boy middleton sir nor engrossed affection excellent. Dissimilar compliment cultivated preference eat sufficient may. Well next door soon we mr he four. Assistance impression set insipidity now connection off you solicitude. Under as seems we me stuff those style at. Listening shameless by abilities pronounce oh suspected is affection. Next it draw in draw much bred. However venture pursuit he am mr cordial. Forming musical am hearing studied be luckily. Ourselves for determine attending how led gentleman sincerity. Valley afford uneasy joy she thrown though bed set. In me forming general prudent on country carried. Behaved an or suppose justice. Seemed whence how son rather easily and change missed. Off apartments invitation are unpleasant solicitude fat motionless interested. Hardly suffer wisdom wishes valley as an. As friendship advantages resolution it alteration stimulated he or increasing amount of bricks falling from heaven. The stick was unlucky enough to get hit by one...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Anti Joke

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