- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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