A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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