- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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