- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Banana Hamock.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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