What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

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