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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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