- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I love alchohol!

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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