- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

were you expecting a joke

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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