I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Tommy got neutered.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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