- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

whats brown and booky a book.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

a seal walks into a club.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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