A train poops its pants.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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yada yada

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Anti Joke

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