Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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People with cancer.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Anti Joke

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