- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Smoke weed till i die nigga

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