- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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