- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

what goes woof ? A dog.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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