- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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