Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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ur gey

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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