Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

I'm going to Re-write History... History

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats up and also down? your mum

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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