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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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