Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Anti Joke

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