Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Who invented apple? God

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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