- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

I once did something.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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