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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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