- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

woman's rights

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Wigan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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