- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

vote this down and i will DOX you

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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