- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

scientology.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

roses are red violets are blue

hi dave

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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