what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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