Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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