Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

The FCC

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Click here for free sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

woman's rights

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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