- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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