- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whats polish and black a polish black person

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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