Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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womans rights...

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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