what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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