- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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