Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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snooki

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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