- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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