A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Knock Knock Come in

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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