What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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