- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Justin Bieber

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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