- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

identical jokes get different votes.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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