- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Sex vagina. lol.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

A man walks into a bar

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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