- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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