- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A gay man watches football.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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