nick ya honkin of b.o m8

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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