- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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