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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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