What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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boobs.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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