Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's your guys names?

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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