what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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shut up elliot

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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The queen having a shit

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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