What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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nolan is gay

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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oh hey.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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