Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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