Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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your mum

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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