why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

what tall and looks like a jew?

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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