Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Tilt your screen back

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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