- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

a man walked into a bar....

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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