What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Chlamydia

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Woman rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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