- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Church.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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