Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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