Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Trump will make America great again.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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