- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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