- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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