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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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