Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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