- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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