Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Religionh

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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