Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Pickles

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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