daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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A blind man watches TV

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