"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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so the weather's nice...

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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