whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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