- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Yo mama so fat.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

haha Otarts was here

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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