- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What does water smell like? water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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