A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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A child walks into a classroom.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Yo mama so fat.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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the WNBA

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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