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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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