Call of Duty is a good game.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Fox News

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anti-joke.com

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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