- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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