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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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