- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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