- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

penis haha

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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