- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

KONY 2012

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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