Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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knock knock There's no door

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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robin, get in the car.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Netflix and chill

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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