Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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