- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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