- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

You bumder!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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