Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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bryden is a faggot

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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