What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Lindsay Lohan

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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