- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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