I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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