- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

I have an erection My mom!

Please? No.

Ben Affleck

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

The Morman Religion.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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