- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

404 Error: Joke not found

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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