Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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