What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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John Cena for president

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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The WNBA.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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