So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

no

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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