- Anti Joke

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.