Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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