- Anti Joke

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

I don't believe in giraffes.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria