Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Small Penis.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Terry has ebola

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

whats funnier than 24? 25

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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