Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what is the color of a burp burple

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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