Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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